Hello, and welcome to Akbe teaches arrr-peee
We return to GM Piixt who was confused that Akbe couldn't summon a turtle.
A turtle who was stabled.
I mean duh.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled program already in progress.
Piixt has just bounced Akbe from the Plague Lands back to Orgrimar...
Akbe:
As everyone knows, new arrr-peee players can be intimidated by your veterans.
They kinda freeze up, and begin to either repeat themselves or recycle the same idea over and over.
We try to be relaxed and encouraging when helping a new arrr-peee player to develop.
But beware!
Even the mention of a Legendary Player can retard the progress.
Like Mortamor.
Alas, Mortamor came within 1,000 yards of the event, and the GM's mind went blank.
Akbe:
Poor guy,
In previous episodes it was obvious, he had the makings of arrr-peee
And here, he offers a real solution
Piixt:
“Have you tried having another player resurrect him?”
Akbe:
But, obviously he's intimidated by the presence of a legendary arrr-peee playah.
And he goes right back to...
Piixt:
“lets try moving one more time.”
< Akbe crosses his fingers >
Akbe:
Mortamor what have you done to my protege
< gasp >
< head in hand >
the Badlands now :(
What's next, GM island ???
