Hello, and welcome to Akbe teaches arrr-peee

We return to GM Piixt who was now sent Akbe to the Barrens.

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Will Akbe's turtle ever hunt again?

Can the GM role play and do his job at the same time?

Do these pants make me look fat?

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To find out!

Akbe:

Then Handoferk was like, “I think they make you look sexy...”

And we're back!

< looks embarrassed >

So Piixt realized pretty quick that The Barrens was not going

to bring my turtle back to life any quicker than the Plague Lands did.

That and he's still struggling with the role playing.

I mean don't get me wrong. Running with GM Piixt is a lot of fun.

He's a stand up guy who really cares.

He just doesn't seem to have a handle on the act.

You veterans of arrr-peee know what I mean.

The Act. Where one can think and stay in character at the same time.

So now Piixt, instead of teleporting me around the world

Is going to play the 3 shells game with my various pets.

I don't know what he's thinking now.

Maybe he thinks this approach will trick the poor turtle into thinking it's alive.

Akbe:

Did you catch it.

He teleported me to Durotar as well.

This is turning into the adventure of my life :)

Using phrases like “good sir”, and admitting that I really am enjoying the

adventure, is all designed to nudge our GM back into a bit of role playing.

Akbe:

All the noise of a city, the murmur of the masses, the Vendors hawking their stuff.

It all proves too distracting.

This is the low point of Piixt's arrr-peee.

He drops right out of character and asks me to log off.

But who can blame him with all the argument that is breaking out around us.

Hey!

< Akbe points at the camera >

You guys promised to edit Handoferk out of this picture!

Next week Episode 6!