A Wolpertinger Story

One time we went to South Shore and took Hando's Soul.

Then we took it to the Horde tower and roasted it slowly over a fire. My but it was tasty. Though the Tauren complained that it was tough and gristled. I thought it was just right.

Afterward we called some friends over. They said Hey let's go get some beer basted dwarf outside of Iron Forge! Gonan was really excited about that I think.

We killed and ate more drunken dwarves than I thought existed in the whole wide world. Who knew there were so many Dwarves marinated in such rich beer. But then elves showed up. They seemed quite angry.

So we moved over to Kharanos. There we had a glorious battle on top of a gi-normous Keg of beer. It was the size of the roof of the whole Inn. No wonder Dwarf tastes so good.

Finally we did kill try some elf. But we left most of it there. Elf tastes too much like Salad to really fill me up.

The end }:)