Hello, and welcome to Akbe teaches arrr-peee

Akbe is all a quiver with anticipation.

What perfect display of arrr-peee is the GM Piixt about to unveil.

Now a word from our sponsors.

The holy Father winter bear of Loderon

Is still stuck with his nose under the throne.

Can you help?

It only takes a few pennies a week.

The high preist of the church of the Holy Bear knows you care.

Nobunaga:

< impassioned preacher voice >

I want you to reach deep deep in your pockets people !

Nobunaga:

Poor Oxhorn has been stuck like this for 2 months now.

We have made appeals to the higher powers.

No one is sure where the GM's are, or what great task keeps them.

But we have faith people.

Until the Higher powers answer our prayers I'm asking you to donate.

Announcer:

If you liked Oxhorns movies send 1 silver to Oxhorn @ silver hand

If you liked Nobunaga's radio program send 1 silver to Nobunaga @ silver hand

If you didn't like the radio show send 2 silver to Nobunaga @ silver hand

Legalese voice:

Local taxes may apply. This is not necessarily a tax deductible donation or contribution.

See you local ministry for detail and limitations to this offer. We have promised you nothing.

My mother didn't want me to go to law school. If you know where I can buy a breath of air

send 2 silver to Oxhorn @ silver hand.

We now return to our regularly scheduled program already in progress.

O M F G boys and girls!

It's Senior GM Pixtrana !

< Audience erupts with applause >

< Troll Letterman walks out and Shakes Piixtrana's hand >

< Troll Letterman tries to power squeeze Piixtrana's hand >

< Unlike most guests Piixtrana is neither impressed or intimidated >

< Piixtrana smiles at Letterman patronizingly then goes for her chair >

< Troll Letterman sits behind the desk in a bit of a huff >

< The Schaffer band goes quiet >

Letterman:

Took long enough.

< audience laughs forever, 65 seconds straight >

< the ever cool Pixtrana just smiles at audience, waves,

points at someone, waves at someone else >

< She really is too cool for Sunday school >

Letterman:

So was you team just torturing poor Akbe?

Piixtrana:

I brought a clip can we roll that . . . ?

Letterman:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't I say that?

< audience laughs, normal 3 second laugh >

Piixtrana:

Maybe they are editing out the sex sceen.

Letterman:

Roll That Clip!

< audience laughs >

< Letterman makes the cockeyed eyebrows face at Piixtrana >

Letterman:

So casting Rebirth on a turtle is what passes for sex over at Blizzard.

< audience laughs >

< Piixtrana has a knowing flirty smirk on her face >

Piixtrana:

Sure made me feel good.

< audience laughs and claps fevorishly >

Next week Episode 8!