Hello, and welcome to Akbe teaches arrr-peee

We return to GM Piixt who had just warned Akbe to be very very still. But, before we find out why, here is a word from our sponsors.

< queue Village People “In the Navy” >

Oprah Tauren:

Show me on the doll where the paladin hurt you

Guest:

< points to spot on doll >

< painfull memory passes over face >

Audience:

< growls and hisses >

< more angry noises >

Ophrah Tauren:

O.k. Let's meet our special guest.

Theris:

Staggers from behind the curtain.

He has glowing red eyes and a bottle of rum.

We now return to our regularly scheduled program already in progress.

Last week Akbe was challenging GM Piixt to arrr-pee a little bit.

All while trying to figure out how to bring the poor dead turtle back to life.

Let's see what critical thinking Piixt brings to the table.

Don't laugh at our poor GM. He is not used to finding arrr-peee on this server.

This may very well be the first time that he realized he was not dressed for the occasion.

Akbe:

Our GM is really hittin an arrr-peee stride.

All you gotta do is start it, others are glad to follow.

I wonder what “Stronger Magic” could be?

Next week Episode 3!