Assault Kitten

Today's Kitten can be proud of his heritage. All the kittens who came before and paved the way. Of all the famous kittens who were there first. We are a part of that now.

Of course the modern mechanized Kitten is a cut above. Well trained, well geared, and very disciplined. The future kitten brings the absolute best that planet earth has ever seen.

Who knows how far we can go. The art and poetry of our culture is now an inspiration to others. It is truly the millennium of the Assault Kitten.