I remember the first time I died
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Later I am comparing notes with Robbie Flammang. Telling him about Roberts’ new campaign on a poster board. And about my 43 year career as a father of centaur.
Robbie tells me “yeah, I know. I encountered Orcus. He’s like this greater demon, with this huge belly. So I ran, but he flies way faster than I can can run, and just flies over and lands in front of me. And I bounce off his fat belly. And he laughs Ha Ha Ha _ HaH _. So I run away. But he just flies over me and lands in front of me, and I bounce off of his fat belly again. So . . . So, I attack him. Well . . . He touches me with his wand and I die.”
I nod my head knowingly.
David Michael Grouchy II